Sunday, July 20, 2008

Who needs Viagra???

When you can have FROG JUICE!!!!

a224_frog2 Oh yes - guaranteed if you have a low sex drive - and you can get this speciality in local markets in Lima, Peru.
It also apparently heals stuff such as bronchitis and asthma - but who the hell cares about those when this could make a guy go for hours???!!!!

All you have to do is go to an appropriate stall - pick your frogs from a tank.
Watch as the vendor bangs them against a table to kill them and peels the skin off them.
She adds the now nekkid and dead frogs to the blender with hot white bean broth, honey, aloe vera and a generous portion of Maca (nooooooooo not the Beatle!) - a south American plant known known for it's erotic powers! (Yes I really can find this much useless crap!)
Then you can watch as the froggies are blended with the rest of it - and there ya go - a nice warm glass of froggy broth!
I personally think if you manage to get a boner after watching this - you should seriously consider getting some help! ;)

blender

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