Fighting with himself; beer suing a bar;

Fighting with himself
Officers responding to a call about a domestic disturbance found a man - arguing with himself! He was acting out both parts of an argument and destroying the inside of the apartment. On deciding the man was a danger to himself - a mental health pick up order was obtained and a SWAT team dispatched to take him into custody!http://www.kpho.com/news/16758520/detail.html

Beer suing a bar!
A woman named Rory Beer that is! She took a tumble while dancing on the bar at a night spot and now wants $50,000 - as they encourage patrons to dance on the bar but do not warn of slippery surfaces etc etc. The link below is not to the original article - but I prefer this one!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/07/02/free-falling.php

Just when you thought people could not get any more stupid!
If you are stupid enough to commit burglary - do not - I repeat DO NOT then be stupid enough to have a yard sale trying to sell the stuff you stole - especially when you live in the same neighbourhood!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/07/02/the-knucklehead-of-the-day-award-69.php