Saturday, June 28, 2008

When it goes wrong - it stinks! (and other snippets!)

Oh yes - really stinks! Germany - a woman trying to make manure bombs using stockings - fell into the slurry tank - fleeing the scene naked. It is thought they may have been making the manure bombs to celebrate Germany beating Turkey in the Euro 2008 semi-final.......... Ya know............ there are much better and less smelly ways to celebrate!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372782,00.html

A man being sought by police for questioning in a series of motor accidents has been arrested .................... ater crashing his truck into a state police garage!!!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080627/D91I3T6O0.html

Gotta love a headline like this: 'Giant Penis Penetrates Graduation Ceremony'. He was caught after tripping over his nu.... lower part of the costume!

http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/06/27/giant-penis-penetrates-graduation-ceremony/

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - at Walmarts????

Nahhhhhhhh I didn't think so either - but a lot of people did and paid him $10 for each autograph. Managers of the store called the police - but he had gone by the time they got there.

http://www.wlwt.com/entertainment/16725542/detail.html

The second coming??? Baby Jesus back after 6 years. Have a look at the story - then think about the bit that rather than spend the $1000 on a new set - the owner - Hoffman - used dolls or her son!!! Then had the front to say : "Jack usually didn't last too long," Hoffman said. "It was hard to convince him to lie out there in the freezing cold."

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080627/NEWS/806270371

A pimp in exchange for a pizza? A Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge kept her promise of a pizza to a prostitute in exchange for information who her pimp was - who was arrested!

A lot cheaper than hours and hours of police time and resources!

Maybe he should have made sure she was eating better!

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20080627/NEWS0107/806270366/

You don't mess with the Fonzi? Oops sorry - make that "You don't mess with the Fawzi".

Loved this - a gun beats an attempted bank robber with a bomb!

http://www.wxyz.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=deb8d417-008a-4e73-8386-1237c14d1376

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