Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest?

Hard to say out of these 4 which is which - but it still brings a smirk to the face when trying to figure out whether people are really this stupid?!


Reunited - but it didn't feel so good!
Germany - 4 guys break into a supermarket - security guards catches them - cuffs one and holds the other 3 to wait for police. The guy in the cuffs gets away and runs straight to the police station - to have the cuffs removed. He was soon reunited with his 3 friends - in a cell!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=179136&in_page_id=2


Tired on the job!
Burgling that is - but then falling asleep while still inside???
Yep - the Sherwood Forrest Building (and no signs of Robin Hood - unless you count the sleeping burglar as a Robbing Hood(lum) (yeah yeah groan!) was the focal point of 33 yr old Adan Cervantes earlier this month - but poor lad must have been so tired - he fell asleep while in one of the offices. For his nap - he now has to look forward to charges of 3rd degree felony counts of burglary, criminal mischief and one count of misdemeanor theft.
http://www.dumbcrooks.com/suspected-burglar-found-asleep-at-scene/


It gets better!
This guy did not fall asleep - but he returned to a convenience store to rob it - a few minutes after handing over his license so the clerk would turn on the gasoline pump!
To top it off - he is a regular at the store and is on first-name terms with the clerk!
http://www.al.com/press-register/stories/index.ssf?/base/news/1213262105156990.xml&coll=3


It's compost sir - weally!
Not sure if compost is the right word there - but hey ho!
Caught with a few bags each containing over a gallon of marijuana in each - the suspect claimed it was for recycling! (Story from earlier this month)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/06/01/national/a124308D23.DTL

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