Thursday, October 16, 2008

A little weird, a little dumb, a little fun and a little cute!

Lawsuit against God thrown out........
and not for the reason you may think!!!
It was thrown out over lack of address - i.e. the defendant (God) could not be served.
State Senate Ernie Chambers actually filed a lawsuit seeking a permanent injunction against God......
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/10/15/7096206-ap.html

Man names his daughter Sarah McCain Palin.........
and did not inform his wife!
When filling out the paperwork for his daughter's certificate - he substituted for the above - rather than the name they had both previously chosen Ava Grace.

Can you imagine how pissed his wife must be???
Apparently he is a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross... hope he has some co-workers cross-matching blood types for him - he may just need it!
http://www.nbc30.com/family/17720910/detail.html?rss=har&psp=weird-news

Making kebabs next to a corpse.....
Oh residents of Wolverhampton right now will be wondering what the heck was in their kebabs and what they could have possibly caught -after a man was discovered making his kebabs where a dead man was lying on the sofa in the kitchen, another man smoking and a defrosting chicken covered with flies!
He has been banned from ever running a food business again - can't think why??!?!?!?!
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE49E86N20081015?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Colin Powell busting a move.........
hip hop moves that is - at the Royal Albert Hall. He joins a few prominent men that like to get up for a boogie - including his former boss George Bush and late Russian leader Boris Yeltsin.
The pics are great on this link and worth a peek!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Colin_Powell_busts_his_hip_hop_moves_on_stage&in_article_id=357907&in_page_id=64

Drunk pony goes for a swim........
Fat Boy (the pony) and a partner in crime decided to go for a wander late at night. They came across an apple tree and had one too many.
The fruit had started to rot and ferment (cider -weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!) and the little pony got tipsy and then decided - apparently on a midnight skinny dip!
Cider gives hellish hangovers too!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Drunk_pony_takes_a_3am_pool_dip&in_article_id=357987&in_page_id=34

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