Wednesday, September 10, 2008

LHC ....."The Big Rewind".....

Mike,

Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon

field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly

thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in

seconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop. While

the predestination event (or as we have come to call it "The Big Rewind") hasn't occurred yet to

you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site looking to see if there

were any other scientists that may have theorized this phenomenon who may be of assistance in

preventing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeatedly checked your site for the past five

rewinds at 2:34:01 CET and it still says nope, believe me at this point the LHC has most assuredly

destroyed the world. I can provide a bank account in Nigeria for the funds to be placed. I am

curious to the exact amount however.

John Titor

CERN Specialist

http://gist.github.com/9810

This cracked me up - as being one of the many that is not surprised that the world is still standing!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooh a tachyonfield eh? I used to be into the Star Treks, if despite your brave efforts your unable to prevent it, is there any chance you can beam me, family and alot of women (i'll post a list urgently) to a place of safety? Oh and a dvd player with "How we won the Ashes' dvd to entertain all those women....thankyou!

Kymm said...

Lol no problem - just let me finish setting up this Nigerian bank a/c and I'll let you know the costs!